NEWS AT 11!!!!!!!

WE INTERUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM FOR THIS LATE BREAKING NEW - POISON JUST HAD THE DIRTIEST NASTIEST RAUNCHIEST SEX KNOWN TO MAN, MONKEY AND DOLPHIN (you know flipper was a dirty freak with his scat fetish!) NOW WE SEND YOU OVER TO OUR VERY OWN KITTY BISH FOR THE LATEST DETAILS ON THIS TRIUMPHANT MOMENT IN POISONS COOTER HISTORY!

Why thank you Gunther. This is your on site reporter Kitty Bish coming to you live from the exact location where Tsunami Poisons Twat Juice first struck. Countless eye witnesses state the same story and I quote from this handy dandy notebook I stole from an episode of Blues Clues because Im cool like that...and it reads;

"I've never seen anything like it. First there was some dirty sanchez followed by rusty trombones which led into twisted cranes and a very sudden movement into the ever famous and painful foot up your ass. Im just baffled." Another stunned woman stated..."what will I tell my children!!! whyyyyyyyyy, dear god whyyyyyyy"

No one knows exactly what brought on this sudden attack of dick sucking cooter licking anal pong tossing pee hole brutality but one thing is clear, this is just the beginning of the insatiable attack we are now referring to as "Poisons Dick Fest '09"

The wind is picking up which is a tell tale sign of pussy farts on the horizon. He obviously plugged it too hard and pulled out way too quickly. Now Im going to get the hell out of here before Im engulfed by life threatening vaginal walls. This is Kitty Bish reporting live from Poisons couch. Back to you dickwads!


This newscast was brought to you by your FTN sponsers - Lady, Big Mac, Corvus, and Ammy. Oh and some sexy fly ass bitch named Me! Id do her!
ME: wooooo for Poison getting her sex on!
LADY: woot!!!!!!
LADY: lmao
ME: SUCK HARDER!
BIG MAC: WOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMMY: all i get is ice cream
ME: TUG ON THE BALLS!
SEX MASTER POISON: lmfao
ME: OOO AMMY THINKS YOU SHOULD USE ICE CREAM
AMMY: lol
ME: see all she can do is laugh cuz her mouth is full
AMMY: why not
AMMY: and grapes
CORVUS: oh yeah totally!
ME: grapes for his grapes!
ME: sit on his face and give him the earmuffs
CORVUS: some of cheff's salty chocolate balls.. and some fudge um's!
ME: ooo salty balls for poison!
AMMY: omg
SEX MASTER POISON: omg
ME: damn corvus you got all detailedf and shit, you gotta be that graphic, what the hell is wrong with you there are kids in the room you god damn monger
SEX MASTER POISON: I can't stop laughing
ME: roflmao
ME: dont laugh too hard or youll bite down on princess sophia
AMMY: writes all this down
ME: USE A DIGITAL RUBBER SO YOU DONT GET DIGITAL ITCHIES
CORVUS: *laughs* no, but now i have to watch that eposide of south park :-P
ME: poi already had crabs this week
ME: rofl
ME: OKAY OKAY NO MORE COCK BLOCKING, IM HER IN 10 MINUTES AFTER THE GUY BUSTS!
ME: THAT IS ALL, CLASS DISMISSED
SEX MASTER POISON: lmfao