We've all experienced it, someone spying on you to "see what you were wearing," the typical hanging out with the same person, same crowd, same group just to see when the last time you were on...
Now, I'm not a stupid bitch. Fiesty, loud and obnoxious, Im all over that shit. But stupid is not my style. Insecurity must really suck and Im sorry that anyone feels the need, pure fucking obligation to join this group, any group for that matter just to see if Im around the same time as that boy you call your man.
There is every reason to be nervous, FTN! dont like ugly bitches so you sure as hell know it wasnt created by one, vain...ya damn right but with shit to back it up. We at FTN!...okay the majority of us...Im not gonna front, we let afew of you slip in...everyone needs a charity...you know who you are BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!
The point is, when I see someone I dont talk to ever who just so happens to be the girlfriend of a guy who tried to mess with me, only to see that girl leave the group once she felt secure because I dont talk to that guy anymore...well well, aint that some shit.
FTN!
- Feel free to never cam an FTN! member. Its creepy and the thought of your nasty ass eyeballing while your free hand is...making pottery, yeah I just puked in my mouth a little.
- Feel free to shut the fuck up as soon as I say so or even before the need arises. Preferably the latter of the two.
- Smiles, giggles (tee-fucking-hee), flattery is really not welcome. If you know you are stalking, tabbing, trailing, investigating, whatever it is you tell yourself to justify why you dont trust your bobble headed boo boo...feel free to save the trouble and be a blunt bitch. "Did you fuck him..." and you will get the most honest reply you have ever heard..."I wouldnt touch him with your mothers dick!"
- Always remember, telling your man you left my group and you arent snooping will not help you. See, because he still comes and tells me what you say and in turn I check the fucking roster and tell him yous a liar...cuz...hello captain obvious! I RUN THE FUCKING GROUP!
- If your existance is that boring that you need to spend the day waiting to see if I'm around, feel free to hit me up and I'll give you dates, times and coordinates to my next bathroom break.
All in all, members will come...members will go. Hey, I dont hate, you can only be apart of twenty five groups and we all know those strip clubs/escort services and newbie sex spots are all the rave but heres a rule of thumb...if you're gonna cum, do it cuz you enjoy it. If you go, the same applies. Tracking me only boosts my ego and tells me yet another reason why I know Im better than you.
KEEPING TABS? F.T.N
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