Random men who say stupid shit like "how you doing," with that snarky "I wanna fuck you," tone when opening a door for you. Its a fucking door dude, not a diamond necklace.
Having to go in the gas station to pay, why dont your fucking machines work out here?
Telemarketers...Im going to start calling you at work and asking if you want to hear my neest rendition of "Pokerface."
Having 500 channels and nothing to watch.
Cats that lick their assholes...all the time.
Swiffer Wet Jet...the jury is still out but I dont think I like you.
Spilling an entire cup of fruit punch on a brand new area rug...WTF!!!!!
Little things...FTN
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Adds *Running in full speed toward a bus, takeing a huge jump, smashing face forward into the fuckin doors since the busdriver just closed them the moment one jumped...sliding down slowly (all toon like) while ppl inside are like O_O. Yep.
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Rock on!