Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Randomly Random Randomness

Random men who say stupid shit like "how you doing," with that snarky "I wanna fuck you," tone when opening a door for you. Its a fucking door dude, not a diamond necklace.

Having to go in the gas station to pay, why dont your fucking machines work out here?

Telemarketers...Im going to start calling you at work and asking if you want to hear my neest rendition of "Pokerface."

Having 500 channels and nothing to watch.

Cats that lick their assholes...all the time.

Swiffer Wet Jet...the jury is still out but I dont think I like you.

Spilling an entire cup of fruit punch on a brand new area rug...WTF!!!!!

Little things...FTN

Friday, October 16, 2009

Opinions

In starting FTN, the kitty bish made the conscious choice to keep a voice that calls out things a kitty wouldnt like. These are solely my opinions and I dont expect anyone to agree with them, by any means. On that note...

I find it ironic when people play the passive aggressive role of depicting how others should exist. Really? Though I will make shout outs, do I really think its my spot to tell anyone what to do or not do? How to exist? Not in the least. I may have my opinions but I know we arent all the same and how we CHOOSE to spend our time is our CHOICE.

Ive met many people in my time in world. In that time, Ive seen people who are solely rlers, rpers, mixers, etc etc. Do I judge that or care? Nope. Im having too much fun on my own time to really worry about why you exist. What I do have a problem with are people who say they exist completely 100% real here.

Hello, Im a cat. Is the girl a cat in RL? Not likely and if so, the government would have my ass for testing. Do you really look like that in RL? Do you notice no one is old or overweight, flat chested or small dicked? No ones walking around in bummy clothes, though I know there are plenty of bums chilling daily. People with disabilities arent rocking their disabilities. No one does sign language though Im sure we've got some deaf people. Is your hair that color? Do you go to the supermarket dressed in string? Realistically, everyone is playing the fantasy to an extent, whether it is in how you talk, act, dress, live, whatever.

No one is better than anyone else. And if I choose not to divulge certain information while others feel mighty free to talk about themselves, thats fine by me. Does that make one more "real" of a person than the next? Keep thinking that. Yes, there are real people behind it all, there are emotions and feelings and wants and needs and all that jazz. In existing in world, we all make a choice to be whatever we want to be, a depiction of ourselves, who we were, who we want to be, our fantasy, our hope, our whatever.

Some people enjoy escapism, some people enjoy stepping outside of themselves, some people enjoy a fantasy, some people enjoy being creative in what they can and will do, some people enjoy being who they are 24/7. But before we cast stones at whos better or existing for the right reasons, ask yourself...what is the right reason for logging in to a pretend world and doing pretend things and hanging with other pretenders who in all actuality have families and jobs and lives and crimes and sins and pains and feelings and thoughts and actions that have absolutely nothing to do with this place?

Fun.

If thats why people exist, let them exist on their own terms, their own way, without being self righteous to judge or make proclamations of superiority. I dont know why people come by occassionally, daily, never leave. And to be quite honest, I dont much care. To each his/her own. If you could and did do everything you do here, you wouldnt be here. Youd be out there, doing what you do. So put the stones down, avoid the glass house and enjoy your time for whatever you want it to be. As I will enjoy mine.

This one will go without an official FTN because its an opinion I stand by and something thats probably bigger than an FTN persona.

Many blessings.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

HEY FUCKFACE!!!!

Lets pretend for a second...

You are a girl who just got dumped by her girlfriend.
You also just got dropped by your mom.

You im me because I care.

You use the exact words..."I want to die."

You proceed to tell me about said need for death.

You then say "So you good at shopping."

You plan a makeover to get over said girl you want to die over.

F.T.N.

YOU NEED HELP! Can you say demented? Do me a favor, teach out your hand. You know what that is? Not your girls face, not her tit, not her pretty wavy hair...ITS A SCREEN YOU JACKASS! Sure, you have some real feelings but shes a god damn cartoon you ungrateful fuck. If a cartoon bitch can make you talk about wanting to die to someone you barely talk to...YOU NEED SOME ZOLOFT! DEPAKOTE! A GUNSHOT TO THE GOD DAMN HEAD!

You are absolutely right, I am a bad person. Because I dont have pity or empathy for emo fucks who use their time to make people cry for them and care if they threaten to harm themselves because they want some god damn attention. Did your father not love you as a child? Is this my problem? Nope, sure aint so save the I wanna die shit for someone who gives a shit, like Dr. Phil.